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Sta Beograd Ima a Drugi Gradovi Nemaju

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    Sta Beograd Ima a Drugi Gradovi Nemaju

    1. Beograđanke koje će preći i po 10 kilometara peške da bi kupile ''pravo'' belo dugme za spavaćicu.
    2. Beograđane koji smatraju da su verni jer misle da ih njihove žene jos nisu uhvatile.
    3. Doktora filozofije koji 6 godina radi kao portir.
    4. Papsku ambasadu u ulici Svetog Save.
    5. Vozače autobusa koji svi imaju ime ''majstore srednja''.
    6. Spomenik Knezu poznat kao "Kod konja".
    7. Skupštinu koju čuvaju 2 konja.
    8. Pančevacki most u sred Beograda.
    9. Jedino te u Beogradu zovu ''bato'' u tvojoj prodavnici i ako imaš 40 godina.
    10. Jedino te u beogradskim berbernicama zovu ''komšija'' iako te prvi put vide.
    11. Jedino u Beogradu javni WC može ponekad da bude zatvoren nedeljom i praznicima.
    12. 7% policajaca misli da su vicevi o pandurima plod specijalnog rata, a ostalih 93% to zna.
    Last edited by martapetra; 04.04.2011 at 13:37. Reason: ispravak naslova
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    lepe beogradjanke
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    dobar je ovaj konj knez,ima takav i u zagrebu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometej View Post
    1. Beograđanke koje će preći i po 10 kilometara peške da bi kupile ''pravo'' belo dugme za spavaćicu.
    2. Beograđane koji smatraju da su verni jer misle da ih njihove žene jos nisu uhvatile.
    3. Doktora filozofije koji 6 godina radi kao portir.
    4. Papsku ambasadu u ulici Svetog Save.
    5. Vozače autobusa koji svi imaju ime ''majstore srednja''.
    6. Spomenik Knezu poznat kao "Kod konja".
    7. Skupštinu koju čuvaju 2 konja.
    8. Pančevacki most u sred Beograda.
    9. Jedino te u Beogradu zovu ''bato'' u tvojoj prodavnici i ako imaš 40 godina.
    10. Jedino te u beogradskim berbernicama zovu ''komšija'' iako te prvi put vide.
    11. Jedino u Beogradu javni WC može ponekad da bude zatvoren nedeljom i praznicima.
    12. 7% policajaca misli da su vicevi o pandurima plod specijalnog rata, a ostalih 93% to zna.
    - 1. i 9. prolazi, i 12. valjda.
    a šta je sa silaskom do reke
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    Beograde, dzaba tebi slava, kad je tebi Kragujevac glava!
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    aj srbijo moja.... kako zelim da se posetim...
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    Ima i u Zagrebu "Zlatni WC" koji baš ne radi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikshipakshu View Post
    ima vise budala nego u bilo kom gradu iz bivse YU
    Zagreb ili Beograd?
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    kako reče pokojni duško radović

    KAD DODJE KOMUNIZAM SVI ĆEMO ŽIVETI U BEOGRADU
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    dobro je ovo za konja
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    Svugdje je tako nažalost, ne samo u beogradu!
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    ima Savu i Dunav zajedno
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